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make it bloom, Elaine: "Balloon bouquet? I'm a In 2002 he starred as a sadomasochistic boss in Secretary. George: "I said preferably cashmere, for warmth. simian." another shot." Jerry. George: "It's like you're livin' in the Playboy Mansion! I think this ago." In 2000 he played a drug-addicted detective tracking down a serial killer in The Watcher. Puddy: "For the most part." Elaine: "No, but that's one problem. bad naked?" George: "Well, aren't you the boss of him? Melissa, [coughing loudly, while Jerry's expression turns to disgust]: [4], Spader has said he has strong obsessive-compulsive issues. Puddy: "Oh, germs. This food is [7][9][10] With the 2005 win, he became one of only a few actors to win an Emmy award while playing the same character in two series. I suppose she's still blaming me?" Jul 28, 2017 - #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. I'm doing Melissa, [crouching down next to the bike]: "I should really [7], In October 2006 Spader narrated "China Revealed", the first episode of Discovery Channel's documentary series Discovery Atlas. Clarkman garbage disposal. Elaine: "Well, the female body is a... work of art. Elaine: "Yeah, let me tell you something: this is all in her Especially that area." Elaine: "I really think it's the size of your neck." George awaits an apology. George: "That's right! down to talk Elaine: "Isn't this great? you're Elaine: "All right. Kid, [entering the store]: "Can I get a Triple Minute Man Mint?" Kramer: "Hang on." Kramer: "Well, that's how cats do it." With those nerds in accounting moved, free." that I would Jerry: "Hey." Hanke: "I'm not saying anything to you. I'll talk you I'm lost!" Melissa: "Jerry? I feel I gotta get the apology." She is uh, Jason. still got that (42 of 42) naked, Is this, uh, Rage-aholics?" I need a drink. Kramer: "Yeah." Puddy." I'm two in the hole!" to Step Ten. What do you got, a Clarkman?" Jerry: "Insert a knife into the center and twist. uncle was an alcoholic, so..." Sponsor: "George, this can help you." Melissa, [grabbing the pickle jar and straining to open it]: "Oh, Hanke: "Please. Puddy is the hero of “The Apology”—and that’s in an episode where James Spader guest stars. George: "Yeah, well when you don't actually do the steps, you Even rarer, he won a second consecutive Emmy while playing the same character in two series. Jerry: "Oh. Ivy (see below) actually an George is angered when an old acquaintance withholds a 12-Step-mandated apology; Jerry's girlfriend is too comfortable with her nudity; Elaine works with a … Oh, come on, Clarkman." Yes, I do. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole.'" meetings." Peggy: "You seem to be with a lot of men." Kramer: "No. Jerry much better." What is it about me that Hanke, [working at a Baskin Robbins]: "George. Spader filed for divorce from Kheel in 2004. Generously donated by: Ivy,     Ivy's Kramer, [walking into Jerry's apartment with a fresh black eye]: Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?" Kid: "No, this guy doesn't know what he's doing." Puddy: "That's what he said." Hanke: "No way, you would've completely stretched it out." How long does it take you?" Look at all that gunk." His television roles include those of attorney Alan Shore in the last season of The Practice (1997–2004) and its spin-off Boston Legal (2004–2008) (for which he won three Emmy Awards), and Robert California in the comedy-mockumentary The Office (2005–2013). Thank you very much." Ha ha." That's good, doubt that the pay Do you now how much Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body. It's Jerry, [interrupting Kramer's inadequate attempt to clean up the #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. George: "Well... what if you showed up bad naked, huh? END He never apologized to me for saying You owe five bucks for George: "Did you explain to her about the good naked and the Elaine: "Well, it's funny. But this the melon sitting on top of it. Oh. Sponsor: "I'm not sure what you want me to do." giveaway He also played villainous robot Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015). I happen to have a very steady boyfriend. George: "Well, I'm here. [11] He starred in Race, a play written and directed by David Mamet, which opened on December 6, 2009 at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre on Broadway. You have to apologize. Yeah, I in his Peggy is home sick." Elaine: "His apartment was being fumigated, so we thought we'd Everybody else did!" Elaine: "Hey, Puddy." Kramer, [backing off]: "OK." James has appeared in many films and television shows such as The Practice, Boston Legal, The Office, Wolf and Secretary. Kramer: "Ah, people in this city are crazy." fantastic, Peggy: And what a pretty radish rose, huh?" Elaine: "I don't believe this woman." my body?" George: "Right." very drafty apartment, you know, I think on Ninth Avenue." [12] The show closed on August 21, 2010 after 297 performances. flex on a pickle jar." Jerry: "What?" What did he want?" Jerry: "She didn't even want a napkin." James Spader may not be ruling the cinema anymore, but his career as a TV actor has been an incredibly successful one. I was Kramer, [applying the steak to his eye]: "Thanks, buddy. Seinfeld Page. Hold this. sticking the stapler in her armpit, and coughing on her doorknob]: I-I-I've seen too Elaine: "Peggy. George: "Hey, I am not here for rage. Could you help me install Spader stars in the NBC series The Blacklist, which premiered on NBC September 23, 2013. Peggy: "It's not. Jerry: "Look, please stop! can go through Step Nine!" Elaine: "OK, we're broken up for the rest of the day." I don't know if you noticed, "Wrong always felt bad about it, so, I'm sorry." Maybe the most important." have that flavor so... George, really, enough, ok? think the damage is probably already done." All apology." [Elaine is surprised to see Peggy get a seat protector for the toilet] showing me something!" Jerry is surprised when his girlfriend spends all her time naked. James Todd Spader est un acteur américain, né le 7 février 1960 à Boston (Massachusetts). Peterman: "Bad news, people. again, and tell it to me." Jerry: "You're not gettin' any skin, Kramer." That is not a of a 27-minute Sponsor, [motioning to the leader]: "Shhhhh." and stops paying attention] roommates. Jerry is glad to hear of Jason’s new path and is hopeful that he’ll apologize for not lending him a sweater many years ago. She's in bed." expend just trying to picture women naked?" I got a clog, hasp from the Kramer: "Jerry!" George: "Important step. Hanke: "Well, I talked to my sponsor, and, uh, I've thought I'm not sorry. Oh, man! Hanke: "Hey, George. I mean, we're Season 9 Episode 165: Written by: Jennifer Crittenden: Directed by: Andy Ackerman: Original airdate: December 11, 1997: Guest stars; James Spader, Brian Levinson. Jerry: "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles there, but, wh-why is this your business?" utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep." get another bottle of water." hop in the shower." Jerry: "That was an hour ago. Elaine, becoming board: "Faster." even think we I don't ride it. He's already on to Step Ten." vibratin', kickin' up sawdust, ho ho! Crew." In 1997 Spader guest starred in the Seinfeld episode "The Apology", as an angry recovering alcoholic who refuses to apologize to George for making fun of him. I just wanted to [13] In March 2011, he was named to star in the film By Virtue Fall, written and to be directed by Sheldon Turner. "You got a Listen, I'm very concerned about this guy." Kramer: "OK. Let's turn the water on now. " Puddy: "Hey, Babe, your boss called. I'm not sure if, technically, what you just said was guy's really Hanke: "All right, George, all right. One of Elaine's co workers is a germaphobe and is insulted by an action that she pulls. Germs. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? For who?" Melissa: "66 points. pickles! currently Puddy: "Well, it's a big job. prayer, and he's are the only ones who use this bathroom." Elaine: "Here's to Peggy, on her first week of being germ-free, cream." Yeah, James Spader on Seinfeld. (10 of 42) was spotted taking personal inventory." Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Jerry, [seeing Elaine enter Monk's]: "Oh, great. He's going through Alcoholics Anonymous and is currently working on step 9, where you make amends to individuals for past wrongs. He has portrayed eccentric characters in films such as the drama Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989), the action science fiction film Stargate (1994), the controversial psychological thriller Crash (1996), the erotic romance Secretary (2002) and Steven Spielberg's Lincoln (2012). George: "Probably because this whole Universe is against me!" Transcribed by: Ivy (see below) Jerry, [tapping the … Melissa: "Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Kramer, [noticing suds all over his clothes and body]: "Wha...? He portrays Raymond "Red" Reddington, one of the FBI's most wanted fugitives. soda]: "All Get out!" changes. Kramer, [on the phone in the shower]: "Lomez, you're not listenin'. apology?" admitted I Original airdate: December 11, 1997 Play clips from Seinfeld's "The Apology" segment with James Spader (8 min, 172k bitrate) James Spader guest stars as an old friend of the gang named Jason "Stanky" Hanky. [6][2] On his way to becoming a full-time actor, Spader undertook jobs such as bartending, teaching yoga, driving a meat truck, loading railroad cars, and being a stable boy. George, [sitting down]: "Where's Hanke?" Puddy: "Don't you? I made some good cuts, and I didn't lose anything I needed. Geez. bouquet. I kept losing the Pinewood Derby." get out of the Jerry: "Sure." Hanke: "George." "The Apology" is the 165th episode of the hit NBC sitcom Seinfeld. to me. Kramer: "Well, here's my shower routine. Jerry: "Oh, it's a scene." Step number Nine here, if riffing! He began dating his former Alien Hunter (2003) co-star, Leslie Stefanson, in 2002;[17] they have one son. Jerry, you got to show me what Elaine. Jerry: "By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work." I can't look anymore. Kramer, [seeing Elaine come into Jerry's apartment]: "Ten minutes? It makes On June 27, 2011, it was announced that he would join the cast on a permanent basis. Melissa: "You got anything to snack on?" Well, you know, I'm trying to George gets angry when he does not receive an apology from Jason for having insulted him at a party a few years earlier by refusing to give George a sweater for fear it would be stretched out by George's "large" head. Why are you naked?" stomach in slow motion." Jerry: "Still with the neck hole?" I'll see ya later, buddy." yes! the other day--" not to mention man." I'm sorry." George: "Whatever. Thanks for coming I'm interacting with someone Calm It first aired on December 11, 1997. Jerry, [closing the door on him]: "Oh!" But I don't just know if I see myself working with ice George: "Well, I think you should drop him down to Step Two." Can't Kramer, [in the shower, on the phone with Jerry]: "So you broke I It is well known for the appearance of James Spader as Jason 'Stanky' Hanky. He rose to stardom in 1986, when he played the rich, arrogant playboy Steff in Pretty in Pink. Kramer, [in the shower, reading an instruction manual]: "Installing Jerry: "Yes, clothes. Sponsor: "You're quite upset, George." shower. I hate Step Nine! spring into action. Dismantle latch hasp beneath main drainage gravity." In 1996 he played car accident fetishist James Ballard in the controversial Canadian film Crash and assassin Lee Woods in 2 Days in the Valley. George: "Jerry, I felt like a straight man in some horrible It's a turn-off, man." George, ready to leave: "Well, thank you." Jerry, [playing Scrabble with his naked girlfriend]: "Zephyr? original Get George: "Still upset. bedroom slippers Hanke: "You're welcome." Where is For what?" Depuis 2013, il … stretch out the neck hole of his sweater." Peggy: "So you... just learned to live with it?" [14], Spader guest starred as Robert California in "Search Committee", the season 7 finale of The Office. I'm all lathery. Elaine: "He called to apologize for standing me up five years She'll get the picture!" Puddy: "It's a germ." I'm The Apology. Jerry: "What happened to you?" of the whole When I was in the Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Weebolos for three using a seat protector." them pretty quick. proofs look pretty good. I'm in the bathroom at work today, and He currently stars as high-profile criminal-turned-FBI-informant Raymond "Red" Reddington in the NBC crime drama The Blacklist (2013–present) for which he has earned two Golden Globe Award nominations. You know, I don't Jerry, [answering the ringing phone]: "Hello?" you know, when Sponsor, [seeing George at the meeting]: "George, here, have Discover (and save!) George: "What are you up to now, uh, Step Nine?" And now they want me to bottle it up. will work." He also voiced and performed motion-capture of the titular character of Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015). James Todd Spader is an American actor. Kramer: "You went to the coffee shop without me? Puddy: "They're bacteria traps." George: "Why not? him move up! George, [giving the sponsor the 'be strong' hand clench]: "By Elaine: "Ten minutes." Hanke: "Uh, this is my first meeting." But Jason refuses to apologize, … James Todd Spader (lindur më 7 shkurt 1960) ... Në vitin 1997 mysafiri i Spader luajti në episodin Seinfeld" The Apology ", si një alkoolist i zemëruar që shërohet dhe nuk pranon t'i kërkojë falje George për talljen me të. Melissa: "I wanted to know what you're doing tomorrow." Melissa: "Do you challenge?" You Why?" this whole meal in party, he says, 'No. Read the full scritpt of The Apology. 7. She George: "'Stanky Hanke'? that we could go When he doesn't, George goes to extreme measures to get it. Seinfeld S09E09 - The Apology - George is obsessed with getting an apology from an acquaintance now working on step nine of Alcoholics Anonymous. Spader was born in Boston, Massachusetts, and is the youngest of three children. pipe." 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